No word yet on my subpoena...I am kinda dying to know what the story is...Big plans this weekend. In addition to the usual, I am hoping to go to some sex shops on Sunday (the Sabbath!) to buy paraphenalia for a bachelorette party. That reminds me...
I went to one in Tahoe last year with the Swiss Miss for Mingle's bachelorette party and we were looking for the Paris Hilton sex video (One Night in Paris--heard of it? I think that is a great name...) but the store didn't carry it. The lady suggested we get a gang bang video, because, "gang bangs are fun!" She handed me the tape and I turned it over, thinking I could read the back (like a normal video). Well, there were no words, just more and more pics of some pretty unattractive (but quite hairy) men banging the hell out of these chicks who looked pretty spent already. The moral of the story is that I sholdn't be looking for a story line or plot when choosing a gang bang video. (We didn't take the tape...so no, you can't borrow it! :)
So that reminded me of funny porn titles, and in case you need a laugh--here are some that gave me one. I know they're gross, but gross is funny. Don't say I never do things for you people...enjoy!
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Batman in Robin
Edward Penishands
Gangbangs of New York
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
Sick Degrees of Penetration
Legally Boned
Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)
When Harry Ate Sally
Romancing The Bone
White Men Can't Hump
American Booty
Blown in 60 Seconds
Buffy The Vampire Layer
Buttman and Throbbin'
Rambone
Sperms of Enderarment
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA
WILLIE WANKER AND THE FUDGE PACKING FACTORY
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Big Trouble in little V-jenga. That's hilarious. Hope your porn shopping adventures are more successful than last year's!
ummm...what happens if the school board gets ahold of this?
No need to go to a video store to get the Paris video...ask your "long haired" friend...he'll hook you up with the right web site.
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