So I got the subpoena at work today. For those of you interested, it apparently looks just like the subpoena you get when you're getting divorced...so said one witness to mys being served. It was for a car accident I was in four years ago. I was sitting in a parked car and this chick hit me. I think she is saying this wasn't her fault. I am interested to see how that can POSSIBLY be. Generally I am up for litstening and can see both sides, but not at all in this case.
Oh, and a loyal reader and fellow blogger gave me the heads up that my before and after blog of the long hair was mean-spirited. The only reason I put it was to share my surprise at seeing the copious amounts of hair that greeted me at the door. Otherwise people might ahve thought it was long hair a la the Kid. I'm not sure if I have a reputation as someone who tells tall tales, so I thought that would clarify things.
Anyone know where I could get a porn movie to rent? I don't want to buy one, but our bachelorette wants one night of quiet in watching a movie. so you know someone has to bring a nudie pic. I don't think there is one I'd buy--other than a movie star one. But they all seem to be banned...damn it all!
Well, nighty-night. I'm pooped. All work and no naps makes CR Chica a dull girl.
Thursday, May 04, 2006
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Looking for Something Fun to Do?
No word yet on my subpoena...I am kinda dying to know what the story is...Big plans this weekend. In addition to the usual, I am hoping to go to some sex shops on Sunday (the Sabbath!) to buy paraphenalia for a bachelorette party. That reminds me...
I went to one in Tahoe last year with the Swiss Miss for Mingle's bachelorette party and we were looking for the Paris Hilton sex video (One Night in Paris--heard of it? I think that is a great name...) but the store didn't carry it. The lady suggested we get a gang bang video, because, "gang bangs are fun!" She handed me the tape and I turned it over, thinking I could read the back (like a normal video). Well, there were no words, just more and more pics of some pretty unattractive (but quite hairy) men banging the hell out of these chicks who looked pretty spent already. The moral of the story is that I sholdn't be looking for a story line or plot when choosing a gang bang video. (We didn't take the tape...so no, you can't borrow it! :)
So that reminded me of funny porn titles, and in case you need a laugh--here are some that gave me one. I know they're gross, but gross is funny. Don't say I never do things for you people...enjoy!
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Batman in Robin
Edward Penishands
Gangbangs of New York
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
Sick Degrees of Penetration
Legally Boned
Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)
When Harry Ate Sally
Romancing The Bone
White Men Can't Hump
American Booty
Blown in 60 Seconds
Buffy The Vampire Layer
Buttman and Throbbin'
Rambone
Sperms of Enderarment
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA
WILLIE WANKER AND THE FUDGE PACKING FACTORY
I went to one in Tahoe last year with the Swiss Miss for Mingle's bachelorette party and we were looking for the Paris Hilton sex video (One Night in Paris--heard of it? I think that is a great name...) but the store didn't carry it. The lady suggested we get a gang bang video, because, "gang bangs are fun!" She handed me the tape and I turned it over, thinking I could read the back (like a normal video). Well, there were no words, just more and more pics of some pretty unattractive (but quite hairy) men banging the hell out of these chicks who looked pretty spent already. The moral of the story is that I sholdn't be looking for a story line or plot when choosing a gang bang video. (We didn't take the tape...so no, you can't borrow it! :)
So that reminded me of funny porn titles, and in case you need a laugh--here are some that gave me one. I know they're gross, but gross is funny. Don't say I never do things for you people...enjoy!
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Batman in Robin
Edward Penishands
Gangbangs of New York
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
Sick Degrees of Penetration
Legally Boned
Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)
When Harry Ate Sally
Romancing The Bone
White Men Can't Hump
American Booty
Blown in 60 Seconds
Buffy The Vampire Layer
Buttman and Throbbin'
Rambone
Sperms of Enderarment
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA
WILLIE WANKER AND THE FUDGE PACKING FACTORY
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
I've Never Been with a Prostitute Sober. You?
Well, I don't like to brag, but I have got a guy who is hot to see me...all in pursuit of a date on June 7th. He's a lawyer...sounds good, huh? Oh, did I mention he is trying to serve me a subpoena? See, it's all in how you spin things. HNow, do any of you know ANYONE else that has been served a subpoena? Am I really this special? I hope this means that I will be the only person that any of you know that ends up winning the lottery.
How cool a gift is this by the way...a friend bought her husband a 15 minute flight in a fighter jet. Is that the coolest thing ever or what? It cost $250, and apparently do to loop-de-loops, it costs a bit more. If anyone is interested in the info, I can forward it to you.
Oh! I am becoming quite the artsy-kinda teacher. I did a watercolor painting project today on fish...and tonight I am going to figure a simple dance that the kids can do to the Chicken song. I have to figure a second song. Only 29 days left of school. This is counting the field trip, the field olympics, graduation day and the day in the park. AND my day in court!
If you haven't read the Denise Richards deposition on The Smoking Gun, check it out. Unbelievable stuff. I like how she said that she knew that he had been an alcohol and drug addict and had been with hookers, but was assured by Charlie that he had never been with a hooker sober. Gee, well that is a great point. I'm adding that to my screening criteria.
How cool a gift is this by the way...a friend bought her husband a 15 minute flight in a fighter jet. Is that the coolest thing ever or what? It cost $250, and apparently do to loop-de-loops, it costs a bit more. If anyone is interested in the info, I can forward it to you.
Oh! I am becoming quite the artsy-kinda teacher. I did a watercolor painting project today on fish...and tonight I am going to figure a simple dance that the kids can do to the Chicken song. I have to figure a second song. Only 29 days left of school. This is counting the field trip, the field olympics, graduation day and the day in the park. AND my day in court!
If you haven't read the Denise Richards deposition on The Smoking Gun, check it out. Unbelievable stuff. I like how she said that she knew that he had been an alcohol and drug addict and had been with hookers, but was assured by Charlie that he had never been with a hooker sober. Gee, well that is a great point. I'm adding that to my screening criteria.
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