Eviseration

I was heralded awake at the unsummerly hour of 6:30 this morning...my new house MO is to keep the sliding glass door closed at all times to keep my vermin in and the other vermin out. Winky is not a fan. he now refuses to use the litter box, making me his doorman. He does this by using the loudest, longest, most irritating meow. Which will get a girl out of bed.

Stumbled down the hallway, let him out. On my way to returning to bed, saw how close I came to the most recently decapitated member of my household...This time though, he decided it would be fun to pull out the guts as well. At least he prefers the hallway over my bed. That is something I suppose.